Sir Richard Branson: Like a boss

Sir Richard Branson: Like a boss

Aquada

Creationism: Cowboys and Dinosaurs

Creationism

The Genesis creation narrative is the primary creation myth of both Judaism and Christianity. It is presented in the first two chapters of the Book of Genesis,[1] the first book of the Bible. This article primarily deals with the narrative elements or form of the myth, that is, exegesis of the text of Genesis 1-2:24.[2]

In chapter one God (Hebrew אֱלֹהִ֔ים Elohim) creates the world in six days, then rests on, blesses and sanctifies the seventh day. God creates by spoken command ("Let there be..."), suggesting a comparison with a king, who has only to speak for things to happen; each command is followed by name-giving ("And he called...").[3] The characteristic Hebrew verb used to describe God's creative act in this chapter is ברא, bara, which throughout the bible is used only with God as its subject - that is, only God can bara.[4] Chapter two describes Yahweh, the personal name of God, forming the first man from dust, placing him in the Garden of Eden, and removing a rib from his side to make the first woman, Eve. In Genesis 2 the word used when God forms the first man is יצר, yatsar, meaning "fashioned", a verb used in contexts such as a potter forming a pot from clay.[5] God breathes his own breath into the man he has formed and he becomes a living soul/being, נֶפֶש nephesh. Man shares nephesh with all creatures, but only of man is this life-giving act of God described.[6] Robert Alter described the combined narrative as "compelling in its archetypal character, its adaptation of myth to monotheistic ends".[7]

A common hypothesis among biblical scholars today is that the first major comprehensive draft of the Pentateuch (the series of five books which begins with Genesis and ends with Deuteronomy) was composed in the late 7th or the 6th century BC by the Jahwist source and that this was later expanded by the addition of various narratives and laws by the Priestly source into a work very like the one existing today.[8] In the narrative the two sources appear in reverse order: Genesis 1 is Priestly and Genesis 2 is Jahwistic. The Israelites borrowed some Mesopotamian themes but adapted them to their belief in one God as expressed by the shema,[9] and their over-riding purpose was to establish a monotheistic creation in opposition to the polytheistic creation myth of Israel's historic enemy, Babylon.  -Wikipedia 

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Choking The Chicken

Choking The Chicken

Kayaking: Great White Shark

Kayaking: Great White Shark

Underwear For Your Feet

Foot Underwear: WTF?  

Footundeez are actually for dancers 

so they don't ruin the balls of their feet. But that doesn't sound as good. >:)

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Veronika Zemanova: AK-47 Assault Rifle

Veronika Zemanova

Assault Rifle

Bon Jovi - Shot Through The Heart ( Slippery When Wet - 1986)

Redneck Motorcycle: The Fails Angels

  
Redneck Wood Motorcycle: The Fails Angels

Walking Your Dogs Nigerian Style

Pitbulls: Nigeria Style

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

Jennifer Aniston smoking a cigarette

Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

Jennifer Joanna Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an American actress, film director, and producer. Aniston gained worldwide recognition in the 1990s for portraying Rachel Green on the television sitcom Friends, a role which earned her an Emmy Award, a Golden Globe Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award.

Aniston has also enjoyed a successful Hollywood film career. She gained critical acclaim for her performances in the independent films She's the One (1996), Office Space (1999), The Good Girl (2002), and Friends with Money (2006). She has had her greatest commercial successes with the films Bruce Almighty (2003), The Break-Up (2006), Marley & Me (2008), Just Go with It (2011), and Horrible Bosses (2011). Aniston has been selected for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2012. -Wikipedia

Friends Cast

Jennifer Aniston

Courteney Cox

Lisa Kudrow

Matt LeBlanc

Matthew Perry

David Schwimmer

Burger King Diamond

Burger King Diamond

Kim Bendix Petersen, better known by his stage name King Diamond, is a Grammy Award nominated Danish heavy metal musician. As a vocalist, he is known for his extensive vocal range, in particular his usage of falsetto.

Mercyful Fate - Melissa Video With Lyrics

Melissa is the debut studio album by the Danish heavy metal band Mercyful Fate, released in 1983. It was the first album released by Roadrunner Records. In 2005 Roadrunner Records re-released this album with several bonus tracks and a bonus DVD. Music is credited to Hank Shermann and lyrics to King Diamond.

Melissa, the skull

"Melissa" was the name of a skull the band was using at the time in their shows, and it is possible that the skull on the cover of the album is a reference to this. Originally, someone gave this human skull to King. Something had happened to this person as it had a heavy blow on the forehead and the top had been cut off and was attached with a small hook. On the inside of the skull, there had been a big piece that had gotten loose but had grown back onto it on the inside, and there was a tiny little hole that you could see through from the outside to the inside. So, that person would have been hit by an axe or something, right in the forehead and obviously did not die from it. So King started wondering what had happened to this person, what fate could this person have had. For some reason, King had to make up his own little story to put his own mind at peace and that's where the song Melissa came from, it was inspired by that skull. King thinks this could have been a witch, just like it could have been anything in fact, but that was just something to put himself at ease. -Wikipedia

Happy St Patty's Day: Irish Blonde

Happy St Patty's Day: Irish Blonde Waving The Flag Of Ireland

Beautiful Irish woman posing with the flag of Ireland celebrating Saint Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick's Day or the Feast of Saint Patrick (Irish: Lá Fhéile Pádraig, "the Day of the Festival of Patrick") is a cultural and religious holiday celebrated on 17 March. It is named after Saint Patrick (c. AD 385–461), the most commonly recognised of the patron saints of Ireland.

Saint Patrick's Day was made an official Christian feast day in the early seventeenth century and is observed by the Catholic Church, the Anglican Communion (especially the Church of Ireland),[2] the Eastern Orthodox Church and Lutheran Church. The day commemorates Saint Patrick and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland,[1] as well as celebrating the heritage and culture of the Irish in general.[3] Celebrations generally involve public parades and festivals, céilithe, and the wearing of green attire or shamrocks.[4] Christians also attend church services[3][5] and the Lenten restrictions on eating and drinking alcohol are lifted for the day, which has encouraged and propagated the holiday's tradition of alcohol consumption.[3][4][6][7]

Saint Patrick's Day is a public holiday in the Republic of Ireland,[8] Northern Ireland,[9] Newfoundland and Labrador and Montserrat. It is also widely celebrated by the Irish diaspora around the world; especially in Britain, Canada, the United States, Argentina, Australia and New Zealand. -Wikipedia

Pull Up Your Pants Street Sign

Pull up your God damn pants

Pull Up Your Pants Street Sign Demotivational Poster: Metropolitan Etiquette Authority inner city sign No one wants to see your underwear.

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Chris Farley: The Great White Ninja

Chris Farley

Quotes

Haru: [Joey (Chris Rock)is chasing a chicken] "Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken." 

Sensei: "Twenty five years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art came alive. It spoke of a foreign child who would come among us and become a Ninja master unlike any other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We Ninjas thought that this child would be the great white Ninja of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong. 

Haru: I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.

Boy: Why not?

Haru: Because I would then have to kill you.

Boy: Daddy.

Fran Drescher (The Nanny): Leather Pants

Fran Drescher: Leather Pants

Back To The Future: DeLorean Four Wheel Drive

Back To The Future: DeLorean four wheel drive

Freaky Gremlin Girl Eating A Hamburger

Gremlin Girl

Gremlins Movie Quotes

Sure, she's cute. Of course you can keep her. But heed these three warnings:

Don't ever get her wet. Keep her away from bright light.

 And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget:

 no matter how much she cries, no matter how much she begs . . .

never, never feed her after midnight.

Tom Hanks: Has had enough of your ****!

Tom Hanks: Has had enough 


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Arizona Barbecue: BBQ Hot Diggity Dog

Barbecue: Ella Is Grate At It
Arizona Barbecue: BBQ Hot Diggity Dog

US Sniper Team: Thanks Guys

US Sniper Team: Thanks Guys 

Please take a moment to help our injured veterans: 
 

****** Yellow Ribbon Fund ******

The Yellow Ribbon Fund helps injured veterans by offering free car rentals, cab vouchers, hotel rooms, apartments, job mentoring and internship programs and free tickets to cultural and sporting events.

U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs

"Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant" or "Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant" ("Hail, Emperor (Caesar), those who are about to die salute you") is a well-known Latin phrase quoted in Suetonius, De Vita Caesarum ("The Life of the Caesars", or "The Twelve Caesars").[1] It was used during an event in AD 52 on Lake Fucinus by naumachiarii—captives and criminals fated to die fighting during mock naval encounters—in the presence of the emperor Claudius. Suetonius reports that Claudius replied "Aut non" ("or not").

Variant wordings include "Ave Caesar" and "Nos morituri te salutamus" [2]—the latter in the 1st person ("We who are about to die salute you")[3]—and a response in 15th century texts of "Avete vos" ("Fare you well").[4]

Despite its popularization in later times, the phrase is not recorded elsewhere in Roman history, and it is questionable whether it was ever a customary salute. It was more likely an isolated appeal by desperate captives and criminals condemned to die, and noted by Roman historians in part for the unusual mass reprieve granted to the survivors.

Sarah Palin: Look-a-like Contest Winner

Sarah Palin: Stripper Contest Winner

At least the idiot did not become our vice president. When you see her on TV spouting her psychobabble rhetoric. Just picture her like this and maybe her words won't make you dumber.

Sarah Louise Palin Listeni/?pe?l?n/ (née Heath; born February 11, 1964) is an American politician, commentator and author. As the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 presidential election, she is a stupid bitch who is money hungry and cons stupid people with stupid devicive rhetoric. She is a fake human being who abused her power in Alsaka. The Tea Party idiots hailed her as the new messiah. She is an ignorant bigot just like the rest of the republicans in Washington DC who devide the country with fear mongering, misinformation and lies. She is a liar and not very smart. She is not qualified to to run a liquor store let alone a state or country. She used her super pac to fleece stipid Americans out of their money. quotes pictures photos panties stockings lingerie bra nipple slip traitor thief baby seal clubber bio childhood college pics dumb crazy batshit legs car snowmobile snow polar bear global warming denier con artist butt ass tight shirt see through top home daughter incest racist bigot hair wig fat skinny ugly cute sad hate kkk faux news fox lies ruport murdoch rich prick sean hannity gay homosexual closet bill oreilly Todd Palin (m. August 29, 1988) Children Track Bristol Willow Piper Trig carabo barbie leather skirt silk pantyhose shooting machine gun was the first Alaskan on the national ticket of a major party and first Republican woman nominated for the vice-presidency.She was elected to Wasilla City Council in 1992 and became mayor of Wasilla in 1996. In 2003, after an unsuccessful run for lieutenant governor, she was appointed Chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, responsible for overseeing the state's oil and gas fields for safety and efficiency.The youngest person and first woman to be elected Governor of Alaska, Palin held the office from December 2006 until her resignation in July 2009. She has since endorsed and campaigned for the Tea Party movement, as well as several candidates in the 2010 midterm elections.Her book Going Rogue has sold more than two million copies. Since January 2010, she has provided political commentary for Fox News, and hosted a television show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. Five million viewers tuned in for the first episode, a record for The Learning Channel.From the time of her Vice Presidential nomination in 2008, Palin was considered a potential candidate for the 2012 presidential election until she announced in October 2011 that she would not run.Bayonetta, Alaskan Evita, Sarah Barracuda, Caribou Barbie, Sarita

Wicked Weasel: Lavinia

Wicked Weasel Lavinia

Secretary's Day: Working Overtime

Secretary's Day: Alecia Working Overtime

The Devils: The Face Painter - Seinfeld

The Devils: The Face Painter - Seinfeld - David Puddy

Kramer: Alright, that's enough out of you, there's still three more games left
in this series, my friend, and it's far from being over. Very far from being
over. (Notices a car coming right towards Puddy, who's crossing the street)
Watch out!

The car stops just short of hitting Puddy. There's an old priest in the
passenger seat.

Puddy (pounding the hood): Hey, what are you doing?! Watch where you're
driving, man! (He approaches the passenger side window) Don't mess with the
Devils, buddy. We're number one, we beat anybody! We're the Devils! The
Devils!! Haaaa!!!

Puddy runs away, leaving the old priest shaken.

Father Hernandez: El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!!

 

The Face Painter

Episode no. 109

pc: 622, season 6, episode 23

Broadcast date: May 11, 1995

The Cast

Regulars:

Jerry Seinfeld................... Jerry Seinfeld

Jason Alexander.................. George Costanza

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.............. Elaine Benes

Michael Richards................. Cosmo Kramer

Guest Stars:

Patrick Warburton.................David Puddy

Katy Selverstone..................Siena

Mark DeCarlo......................Alec Berg

Raye Birk.........................Mr. Pless

Pierrino Mascarino................Father Hernandez

Joe Lala..........................Priest

Peggy Lane O'Rourke...............Waitress

David Richardson..................Fan #1

Dave Powledge.....................Fan #2

Jan Eddy..........................Fan #3

Lawrence LeJohn...................Crowd Member

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Preparation: Gun Control

Preparation: Gun Control

Peace sells but who's buying?

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Demi Moore: Dancing

Demi Moore

Demi Guynes Moore Kutcher born November 11, 1962 as Demi Gene Guynes), known professionally as Demi Moore, is an American actress. After minor roles in film and a role in the soap opera General Hospital, Moore established her career in films such as St. Elmo's Fire (1985), and in the early 1990s, became one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood with her successes in Ghost (1990), A Few Good Men (1992), Indecent Proposal (1993), and Disclosure (1994). Moore took her professional name from her first husband, musician Freddy Moore, and is the mother of three daughters from her second marriage to actor Bruce Willis. She married her third husband, actor Ashton Kutcher, in 2005, and separated from him in 2011. -Wikipedia

1. A Few Good Men (1992) 2. Mr. Brooks (2007) 3. Deconstructing Harry (1997) 4. Margin Call (2011) 5. The Magic 7 (2009) 6. Bobby (2006) 7. Tales from the Crypt: Dead Right(1990) 8. Ghost (1990) 9. If These Walls Could Talk (1996) (TV) 10. Flawless (2007) 11. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 12. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) 13. The Joneses (2009) 14. General Hospital (1963) 15. Now and Then (1995) 16. One Crazy Summer (1986) 17. Bunraku (2010) 18. St. Elmo's Fire (1985) 19. About Last Night... (1986) 20. Half Light (2006) 21. Disclosure (1994) 22. The Seventh Sign (1988)

23. We're No Angels (1989) 24. Mortal Thoughts (1991) 25. G.I. Jane (1997) 26. Destination Anywhere (1997) 27. Indecent Proposal (1993) 28. Blame It on Rio (1984) 29. No Small Affair (1984) 30. The Juror (1996) 31. Happy Tears (2009) 32. Wisdom (1986) 33. Passion of Mind (2000) 34. The Butcher's Wife (1991) 35. Another Happy Day (2011) 36. Young Doctors in Love (1982) 37. Choices (1981) 38. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) 39. The Scarlet Letter (1995) 40. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) 41. Nothing But Trouble (1991) 42. Striptease (1996) 43. Parasite (1982)

Gail The Snail: Armed and Dangerous

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode: "The Garbage Pail Cousin" 
 Sexy and funny Mary Lynn Rajskub

Quotes  

Salt the snail 

Nobody likes salting the snail, but she gives you no choice. 

I'm giving Frank a handy under the table! 

Dennis: An intervention might be a good idea. I mean if he starts banging Aunt Donna, we're gonna have the garbage pail cousin in the mix.  
Dee: No! No!  
Charlie: Whoa! Who is the garbage pail cousin?  
Dennis: Gail the Snail is the garbage pail cousin.  
Dee: Oh, Charlie, she is the worst. We'd have these family parties, and she used to just glob on to me and Dennis. Oh, we couldn't get rid of her.  
Dennis: The only way to get rid of her was to torture her, and that's what we did.  
Dee: Yeah, we'd throw her in the dryer. We'd throw salt on her.  
Dennis: Yeah, we'd throw salt on her 'cause she was the snail.

Zooey And The Pussy Cat

Zooey And The Pussy Cat

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Claw-Plach: Lobster Knife Fight

Claw-Plach - Lobster Knife Fight 

Futurama is an American animated science fiction sitcom created by Matt Groening and developed by Groening and David X. Cohen for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series follows the adventures of a late 20th-century New York City pizza delivery boy, Philip J. Fry, who, after being unwittingly cryogenically frozen for one thousand years, finds employment at Planet Express, an interplanetary delivery company in the retro-futuristic 31st century. The series was envisioned by Groening in the late 1990s while working on The Simpsons, later bringing Cohen aboard to develop storylines and characters to pitch the show to Fox.

Cast:  Billy West  Katey Sagal  John DiMaggio   Tress MacNeille   Maurice LaMarche   Lauren Tom  Phil LaMarr  David Herman -Wikipedia

Gillian Anderson: Agent Dana Scully X - Files

Gillian Anderson - Agent Dana Scully: X - Files 

X-files star Gillian Anderson  revealed in Out Magazine that she is bisexual, admitting to a "number" of lesbian relationships with women.   Going as far back as to in high school.

Way to go Agent Scully

Gillian Leigh Anderson (born August 9, 1968) is an American actress.

 After beginning her career in theater, Anderson achieved international recognition for her role as Special Agent Dana Scully on the American television series The X-Files. During the show's nine seasons, Anderson won Emmy, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild awards. Her film work includes The House of Mirth (2000), The Mighty Celt (2005), The Last King of Scotland (2006), and two X-Files films, The X-Files (1998) and The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008). She was nominated for BAFTA, Emmy and Golden Globe awards for her role as Lady Dedlock in the BBC television adaptation Bleak House (2005). -Wikipedia

Nerd Girl: Talk nerdy to me - T-Shirt

Nerd Girl: Talk nerdy to me - T-Shirt  

Poison Talk Dirty To Me - Official Video HD

Olivia Wilde: She's A Real Wild Child

Olivia Wilde: She's A Real Wild Child

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Stephanie Seymour: Old School SI Swimsuit Model

Stephanie Seymour

Memories from the spank bank

She was also Axl Rose's girlfriend and was features as the bride in Guns N' Roses kick ass 
November Rain video.

 

Ice Cube: Goals

Ice Cube

Goals

Motivational poster of an ice cube lifting weights made out of match sticks and Lifesaver candies. The Ice cube has paperclip arms and legs and is curling a dumbbell. While looking at a poster on the wall of the British ship the Titanic sinking after hitting an iceberg. People are in life rafts, in the icy frigid water struggling and drowning... The photograph of the sinking ship has these words printed below the painting:

IF YOU DREAM IT

YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT

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You Are A Pirate - Stephanie Lazy Town "Cosplay"

Lisa Boyle also played Kelly Bundy's hot friend Fawn in a few episodes of Married With Children. She also was an actress in the classic 80's movie: Earth Girls Are Easy

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this was taken way before Lazy Town but it's my story so STFU. :P

Paranoid Cat

Paranoid Cat

Somewhere, laying in a morgue this very minute. 

Is someone that was not paranoid enough.






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Bacon Man

Bacon Man

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Hayley Williams: Paramore - Give Me Something

Hayley Williams: Paramore

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Rocky and Bullwinkle: Rabbit out of my hat...

Rocky and Bullwinkle: Rabbit out of my hat...

 Bullwinkle's Hat Trick- All 4 animals

Quotes

Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: Again?
Bullwinkle: Presto!
Lion: ROAR!!!
Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat.

Fearless Leader: What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country? Mean! We have more mean than any other country in Europe! We must export mean.

Rocky: Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Bullwinkle: Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

The Hot Knight: Chainmail Cosplay

The Hot Knight Chainmail Cosplay: Kyla

Monty Python And The Holy Grail - The Black Knight Scene -YouTube Video

Monty Python And The Holy Grail - Quotes

King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

[the Black Knight doesn't respond]

King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

[no response]

King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.

[no response]

King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

[no response]

King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!

[attempts to get around the Black Knight]

Black Knight: None shall pass.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: None shall pass!

King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight: Then you shall die.

King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Black Knight: I move for no man.

King Arthur: So be it!

[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't!

King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

King Arthur: I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]

King Arthur: Victory is mine!

[kneels to pray]

King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -

[cut off by the Knight kicking him]

Black Knight: Come on, then.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Have at you!

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.

Black Knight: No it isn't.

King Arthur: What's that, then?

Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar.

Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]

Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.

King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.

[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]

Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! 

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American Pickers: Danniel Diesel

American Pickers:  Danielle Colby-Cushman - aka:  Danniel Diesel

Colby had owned and participated in a female roller derby team, the Big Mouth Mickies, for three years, until injuries forced her to give up the sport. She decided she wanted to do burlesque when, while living in Chicago with her family, she attended a burlesque performance starring comedienne Margaret Cho and legendary dancer Satan's Angel. Colby-Cushman characterized the event as "amazing", saying in part, "Growing up in a strict household, I think I went into that evening thinking that burlesque was taboo and wrong and bad. But what I realized after I left that event was how absolutely liberating it was, to be in a room with women on stage who were ranging from a size zero to a size of, easily, 28 - all different types of women, with all different strengths."

When she moved back with her family to Iowa, settling in the Quad Cities area, she became determined to make her desire a reality. She created her own professional burlesque troupe, Burlesque Le'Moustache. The troupe features nine performers, including Colby-Cushman herself, who dances under the stage name of Dannie Diesel. It tours nightclubs and other various venues in eastern Iowa and western Illinois.

Unknown to some of the show's fans, Colby-Cushman had been a close friend of Mike Wolfe for ten years before the concept of the show had even been developed.Once the show was sold to the History Channel, Wolfe asked Colby-Cushman to work at the office of the antique shop, called Antique Archaeology, because he "wanted someone that did not look like they would work in any antique shop because I wanted our show to be looked at in a different way. I wanted people to look at antiques like they're fun, they're rad, they're killer, they're awesome. I wanted people to know that they didn't have to have a blue blazer and ten cats to be an antique dealer."

American Pickers premiered on the History Channel on January 18, 2010. As of September 8, 2010, it was the #1 new non-fiction series of 2010 among total viewers and adults 25-54. -Wikipedia

Raquel Welch: Classic Beauty

Raquel Welch: Classic Full Figure Beauty

Shark Week: Like a boss

Shark Week: Like a boss

Bringing home the bacon take on a whole new meaning with this guy.
Hmmm, shark bacon. Don't think they have that one yet.

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Mr Plow: Redneck Style

Mr Plow: Redneck Style

Ginger Pride Conference

Ginger Pride Conference

South Park Studios: Gingers Have Souls Kid

Quotes

Cartman: Gingers are the chosen people! The chosen race! And we must view the rest of the world as the lowlife, dark-skinned rats that they are! [all the redheads cheer wildly]

Cartman: Now go! Go out into the night and take non-ginger kids from their homes! We will eradicate them all with cages and tortures and a pit of lava to thrown them all in!

Eric Cartman: [leading the "gingers" while chanting] Red Power - Red Power - Red Power - Red Power - Better red than dead - Better red than dead - Better red than dead.