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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Train Wreck: Casey Jones

Train Wreck: Casey Jones

The Grateful Dead - Casey Jones 1971 Live Video

Nsaney: Shoveling snow

Nsaney: Shoveling snow

BTW: It's not really me. I am no angel. ;)

My Little Surfer Girl

My Little Surfer Girl - Lavinia

The Beach Boys - Surfer Girl (1964) -Video
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Money Can't Buy Me Love

Money Can't Buy Me Love
An old heavy set man with a smoking hot bikini babe on his arm. Elisabetta Gregoraci with her husband  Italian millionaire Flavio Briatore. The demotivational poster reads:
$150,000,000 - I'll give you one guess, which one is worth it?


 
The Beetles - Can't Buy Me Love -Video performed live 1964

Sexy Cowgirl: Two Guns - One for each of you

Sexy Hot Cowgirl: Two Guns - One for each of you
Pretty brunette cowgirl in a red bandana pattern short dress. Red cowboy hat and black boots and braided ponytails. Wearing matching six shooters in a leather pistol holster tied down to her thighs.
Cast of Tombstone - 1993
Kurt Russell - Val Kilmer - Sam Elliott- Bill Paxton - Powers Boothe - Michael Biehn - Charlton Heston - Jason Priestley - Jon Tenney - Stephen Lang - Thomas Haden Church - Dana Delany - Paula Malcomson - Lisa Collins - Dana Wheeler-Nicholson 
Tombstone Quotes 
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
 
Doc Holliday
You're no daisy.
You're no daisy at all!
Poor soul.
You were just too high-strung.
I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.
"I'm your Huckleberry."
"You're a daisy if you do."


sexy cowgirl wearing a short red dress wearing two colt pistols in leather gunslinger style holsters. A red cowboy hat balck and red cowboy boots and spurs. With brunette hair and braided ponytails.

Dogs: Truly Mans Best Friend

Truly Mans Best Friend

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. 

The Sword of a Thousand Truths

The Sword of a Thousand Truths
South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)

President of Blizzard Entertainment: Whoever this player is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who... has absolutely no life.
Thomas the Board Member : [with Zen air] How do you kill that which has no life?

[the World of Warcraft characters have just defeated the griefer; Stan the warrior throws away the Sword of a Thousand Truths and walks up to his father's dying character]

Stan: [shaking Randy] Dad? Dad?

Randy Marsh: [Valkorn the warrior, answering] Staaan.

[falters a bit, but Stan holds him up]

Randy Marsh: I've never been able to say this before, but... I love you, son.

Stan: I know you do, Dad.

[Valkorn swats Stan's hand away, then moans a bit and dies]

Pretty Redhead In A Library: Megan Elizabeth

Pretty Redhead In A Library: Megan Elizabeth

I Love Nerds T-Shirt Ponytail Blonde

Smoking Hot Dork Girl: Nerd Love
Revenge of the Nerd Movie Quotes 

Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [in joy, after kissing Lewis] I'm in love with a nerd!

Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.
[Lewis takes off his mask]
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that NERD!
Lewis: Yeah.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
[gasps in ecstacy]
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: Are all nerds as good as you?
Lewis: Yes.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: How come?
Lewis: 'Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex. 

Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.


Arnold Poindexter, Tri-Lam: Wait - would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?
Omega Mu: Poindexter, do you wanna f***, or not?
Arnold Poindexter, Tri-Lam: OK.
[she jumps all over him] 


Cast
Nerds
    Robert Carradine as Lewis Skolnick, one of two protagonists
    Anthony Edwards as Gilbert Lowe, the other protagonist
    Timothy Busfield as Arnold Poindexter, plays the violin
    Andrew Cassese as Harold Wormser, a 12-year-old forced into college by his parents
    Curtis Armstrong as Dudley "Booger" Dawson, with disgusting personal habits
    Brian Tochi as Takashi Toshiro
    Larry B. Scott as Lamar Latrell
    Michelle Meyrink as Judy, Gilbert's girlfriend
Jocks and their girls
    Ted McGinley as Stan Gable, the film's main antagonist
    Donald Gibb as Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski
    Matt Salinger as Danny Burke, Stan's second-in-command
    Julia Montgomery as Betty Childs, a cheerleader and Stan's girlfriend
    Lisa Welch as Suzy, a cheerleader
Adults
    John Goodman as Coach Harris, nerd-hating coach of the jocks and a major antagonist
    David Wohl as Dean Ulich, nerdy dean of Adams College
    Bernie Casey as U.N. Jefferson, President of the national Lambda-Lambda-Lambda ("Tri-Lamb") fraternity
    James Cromwell as Mr. Skolnick, Lewis Skolnick's father.
    Alice Hirson as Florence 'Flo' Lowe, Gilbert's mother

Isla Fisher: Pretty Little Redhead

Isla Fisher: Smoking Hot Redhead

Pot: The Only Explanation

Pot: The Only Explanation 

Stoned guys with a cardboard cut out car going through a drive-thru restaurant ordering. It looks like a McDonald's menu. 

Winter Wonderland: Snow Bunny Tara

Winter Wonderland: Snow Bunny Tara

Children: Don't Feed Them to Alligators

Children
No matter how much they piss you off.
It is not okay to feed them to alligators.

Children:  Don't Feed Them to Alligators demotivational poster. Funny warning sign about getting your children near alligators or crocodiles. Looks like she's feeding the kids to the gater.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Jessica Biel: Stripe Madness

Jessica Claire Biel

D.A.R.E.: Just Say No To Drugs... Wait, what?

D.A.R.E.: Just Say No To... Wait, what?

Angelina Jolie: Oh Angie don't you weep

Angelina Jolie: Oh Angie don't you weep 

Rolling Stones - Angie Lyrics -Official YouTube Video

Tough Birds

Birds smoking cigarettes

NASCAR: Kids

NASCAR: Is here to stay

Blade Runner: Pris portrayed by Daryl Hannah

Blade Runner: Pris portrayed by Daryl Hannah


Pris is a "basic pleasure model" portrayed by Daryl Hannah (incepted on St. Valentine's Day). She meets with and becomes friends with J.F. Sebastian. Pris is also the girlfriend of fellow replicant Roy Batty. At an A Physical Level, she is shown to have super-human endurance (as in the scene where she grabs a boiling egg with her bare hand without harm). Her B Mental Level puts her at a lower intellectual level than Roy. She sets a trap for Deckard in the Bradbury Building, where she disguises herself as a mannequin and uses her gymnastic skills to ambush Deckard; however, she is retired by Deckard. Her punk outfits were inspired by a new wave calendar. It is suggested in Blade Runner 2: The Edge of Human that Pris was in fact an insane human who believed that she was a replicant.

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark

Karma Mugsgot: White Supremacist Owned By the Police

Karma Mugsgot

Good things come to those that hate.
Karma Mugsgot White Supremacist Owned By the Police. Neo Nazi tard beat to sh*t by the cops. Racist tattoos all over his face and neck.

In Soviet Russia: Animal Zoo You

In Soviet Russia: Animal Zoo You

Jennifer Connelly: Career Opportunities

Jennifer Connelly: Career Opportunities 

Jennifer Connelly: Career Opportunities motivational poster. The Jen on the hobby horse wearing a white tank top t-shirt and the Target store appears to be chilly. ;)

Rihanna: Venus Breeze Pedestal

Rihanna: Venus Pedestal

Steve Martin: "What I Believe."

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.

I'm A Polar Bear: F*** YEAH!

I'm A Polar Bear: F*** YEAH!
Funny motivational / demotivational poster meme. A picture of a polar bear flying through the air after sliding down a hill on his belly. Playing in the snow.
zoo cage fall in enclosure mauled to death by bear attack shot hunting helicopters sarah palin is a stupid stupid ignorant piece of crap crazy trying to make it easier to hunt polar bears she has no soul snow mobile racing gay penguin

Erica Durance: Lois Lane Laid Back

Erica Durance: Lois Lane Laid Back
Jill Dobson, Ainsley Earhardt, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Julie Banderas, Jane Skinner, Martha MacCallum,
Heather Nauert, Trace Gallagher, Megyn Kelly, Lauren Sivan, Marianne Silber, Courtney Friel, E.D. Hill, patty ann brown hot legs red eye, breasts , purple dress, animated gif, fox news, superman clark kent comic, supergirl sexy hot super girl costume, megan fox thumb, white stockings and high heels, nylons, pantyhose, long legs, lace panties, bra straps, planet, the daily planet newspaper jimmy,

Friday, June 28, 2013

Only In Texas: Guns, liquor, gambling, smokes and God.

Only In Texas
Guns, liquor, gambling, smokes and God all in one convenient location. 
With a trailer park in the background to top it off. haha
Don't mess with Texas! 

Texas Quotes 
"The benefits of education and of useful knowledge, generally diffused through a community, are essential to the preservation of a free government." -Sam Houston

“Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.” -Davy Crockett

"Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision" - Sam Houston

"I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again" - Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips




Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Redneck: Gun Mailbox

Redneck: Brick Gun Mailbox

If you have ivory grips on your Colt 1911 gun mailbox.
You, might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy, larry the cable guy, ron white, blue collar comedy, trailer trash, cool gun pictures, liberals, assault rifle. ar-15, the right to keep and bear arms, 

Sexy Cowgirl Outlaw: Black Leather Chaps And Colt



Erica Campbell: Sexy Cowgirl Outlaw
 Armed and Dangerous

Erica Rose Campbell (born May 12, 1981, in Deerfield, New Hampshire) is a former American glamour model. Pantyhose. Luscious , voluptuous , brunette knockout, imdb, pool table, Memphis Tennessee, Nashville images, shower, Sweater. Erica Campbell: Sweater ... Erica Durance: Lois Lane Laid Back · Katy Perry: A Teenagers Dream, beautiful eyes, biting lip, demotivational sweater poster, epic boobs, Erica Campbell Cowgirl Outlaw perfect woman, gun photo meat galley HD picture, jewelry pearl necklace, underwear flo progressive hot, cowgirl costumes, wild bull rider, meat, cleavage, lingerie victoria secret model , fredericks of hollywood catalogue, girl next door looks, awimming pool photo ideas, roundup, cattle drive women riding horses, winchester model 94, 30-30 lever action rifle picture,  marlin, spencer rifle, sharpe's  rifle, buffalo gun, wyatt earp, doc holiday val kilmer photo, meme, two guns one for each of you

Weird Toe Tattoo: Dotted Line And Scissors

Weird Toe Tattoo
Funny demotivational motivational posters meme sexy feet toes foot tattoo cool neat girl ink underwear sandals heels toenail polish

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Heidi Klum Recreates The Famous Farrah Fawcett Poster of 1976

Heidi Klum:  Farrah Fawcett 1976 Poster
The German supermodel recreates Farrah Fawcett's 1976 poster. The legendary red bathing suit poster from the 70's. Heidi rocks it pretty hard.

The young Farrah Fawcett (Jill Munroe) was a costar in the hit TV series Charlies Angels along with Jaclyn Smith (Kelly Garrett) and Kate Jackson (Sabrina Duncan). 
Cheryl Ladd (Chris Munroe) - David Doyle (John Bosley) - John Forsythe (Charles Townsend)
 

Monday, June 24, 2013

Golf Course Hazards - Man Covered With Cacti

Golf Course Hazards

Picture of a man covered in cacti needles and cactus plants. Firefighters are trying to figure out what to do.

Sexy Stormtroopers Gone Wild

Sexy Stormtroopers Gone Wild

Midget Girls Gone Wild

Midget Girls Gone Wild

You would think midget would use less bandwidth
But it doesn't

Kayleigh Pearson: Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers

Kayleigh Pearson: Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers

ZZ Top - Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers -Video


Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers Lyrics - ZZ Top

If you see me walkin' down the line
with my fav'rite honky tonk in mind,
well, I'll be here around suppertime
with my can of dinner and a bunch of fine.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Uh-huh-huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

The crowd gets loud when the band gets right,
steel guitar cryin' through the night.
Yeah, try'n to cover up the corner fight
but ev'rything's cool 'cause bass is tight.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?
Ah, play it boy.

The joint was jumpin' like a cat on hot tin.
Lord, I thought the floor was gonna give in.
Soundin' a lot like a House Congressional
'cause we're experimental and professional.

Beer drinkers, hell raisers, yeah.
Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard
 

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Amy Schumer: Don't feel bad for me

Amy Schumer: Don't feel bad for me


More Pictures Of Amy
 Excuse For Drinking -Clicky
 Condoms - Topless Cosmo -Clicky
Boyfriend - Lights Off - Clicky


Amy Schumer - Blackout Drunk Watch her tell the joke. - Video


Amy Schumer: Don't Feel Bad
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.


Amy Schumer: Condom
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.'

Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet -- this is exciting -- I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.


Amy Schumer:  Facebook Is Weird
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twitter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one? 

Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things -- like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
 
Amy Schumer: On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Amy Schumer: Lights Off
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?' 

Amy Schumer: Blackout Drunk
Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
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Charlize Theron: Beautiful Stoner

Charlize Theron: Beautiful Stoner

Charlize Theron is a South African actress and fashion model. She started her acting career in the United States and rose to fame in the late 1990s following roles in The Devil's Advocate, Mighty Joe Young, and The Cider House Rules. Wikipedia

Gemma Atkinson: Candy Stripe Bikini Top

Gemma Louise Atkinson - Bikini Top

An American Girl: Logan Tom

An American Girl: Logan Tom
 Logan Maile Lei Tom (born May 25, 1981) is an American indoor volleyball and beach volleyball player. At age 19, Tom made her Olympic debut at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney. She also competed at the 2004 Athens Olympics and 2008 Beijing Olympics. In Beijing, Tom helped Team USA win a silver medal and was named Best Scorer.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: - American Girl -Video


Regina Spektor: Make No Mistake!

Regina Spektor: Make No Mistake!

What I entered into the Google English to Russian translator:
Make no mistake.
I would declare war on the Soviet Union to hit that!

What came out:
Не ошибитесь.  
Я хотел бы объявить войну Советскому Союзу, что удар!

Amy Schumer: Condoms

Amy Schumer: Condoms

More Pictures Of Amy
 Excuse For Drinking -Clicky
Don't Feel Bad For Me -Clicky
Boyfriend - Lights Off - Clicky

Amy Schumer: Condom
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.'

Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet -- this is exciting -- I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.


Amy Schumer:  Facebook Is Weird
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twitter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one? 

Amy Schumer: Don't Feel Bad
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things -- like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
 
Amy Schumer: On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Amy Schumer: Lights Off
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?' 

Amy Schumer: Blackout Drunk
Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
Iliza Shlesinger, Lynne Koplitz, Rachel Bloom, julia giolzetti, sarah silverman, sarah palin hot, legs, jimmy kimmel,comedy central android ap,iphone-ipad-ipod

Walmart: For all of your painting needs

Walmart For all of your painting needs
Photo from People of Walmart .com. The photograph show a man in the candy aisle holding money in his hand. He has gold spray paint all around his mouth and nose and on his hands. The drug addict appears to be a paint huffer. 

Nancy Grace: Wheel of Fortune

Nancy Grace Wheel of Fortune

The Loudest Powerwheels In The World

Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking

Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking


More Pictures Of Amy
Condom - Cosmo Topless -Clicky
Don't Feel Bad For Me -Clicky
Boyfriend - Lights Off - Clicky

Amy Schumer - Blackout Drunk Watch her tell the joke. - Video

Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet -- this is exciting -- I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

Amy Schumer: Condom
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.'

Amy Schumer:  Facebook Is Weird
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twitter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one? 

Amy Schumer: Don't Feel Bad
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things -- like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
 
Amy Schumer: On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Amy Schumer: Lights Off
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?' 

Amy Schumer: Blackout Drunk
Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
Iliza Shlesinger, Lynne Koplitz, Rachel Bloom, julia giolzetti, sarah silverman, sarah palin hot, legs, jimmy kimmel,comedy central android ap,iphone-ipad-ipod

Enough is Enough: Snakes In My Nose

Enough is Enough: Snakes In My Nose

Crazy man with snakes going in his nose nostrils and coming out of his mouth. 

Samuel L. Jackson Snakes On A Plane Inspired

Marzia Prince 2007 Ms. Bikini Universe Winner

Marzia Prince: Fitness Model II
Marzia Prince 2007 Ms. Bikini Universe Winner: White thong bikini poolside picture of her rock hard and beautiful body. 

Let's Get Physical Sexy Abs Motivational Poster

Let's Get Physical Sexy Abs Motivational Poster

Olivia Newton-John -  Physical Official Video VEVO HD High Quality

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Beautiful Woman Watering Lawn

Beautiful Woman Watering Lawn

Olivia Wilde: Workout Clothes - Honey Badger Shirt

Olivia Wilde: Workout Clothes - Honey Badger Shirt

This is a photograph of the beautiful American actress Olivia Wilde leaving the gym wearing sexy stretch pants and an epic Honey Badger Don't Care t-shirt. Her hair is in a ponytail and she is wearing sunglasses carrying a water bottle. The hottie is toting a large tote bag and a designer fashion purse.
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 The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Video (original narration by Randall)