Kristen Schaal: The Daily Show
Kristen Schaal Shows
GOP How to Appeal to Women
“How dare you, Jon.
As soon as a groom.. my groom.. carried me across the threshold, I felt
something new exploding inside me,” she said. “It was concern for America’s
future. But single women vote with their vaginas, Jon. And they only care about
one issue: the sucking and the f******.”
“Isn’t that two
issues?” Stewart suggested.
“Not if you’re doing
it right,” Schaal replied.
