The Sword of a
Thousand Truths
South Park - Make
Love, Not Warcraft (2006)
President of
Blizzard Entertainment: Whoever this player is, he has played World of Warcraft
nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half. Gentlemen, we are
dealing with someone here who... has absolutely no life.
Thomas the Board
Member : [with Zen air] How do you kill that which has no life?
[the World of
Warcraft characters have just defeated the griefer; Stan the warrior throws
away the Sword of a Thousand Truths and walks up to his father's dying
character]
Stan: [shaking
Randy] Dad? Dad?
Randy Marsh:
[Valkorn the warrior, answering] Staaan.
[falters a bit, but
Stan holds him up]
Randy Marsh: I've
never been able to say this before, but... I love you, son.
Stan: I know you do,
Dad.
[Valkorn swats
Stan's hand away, then moans a bit and dies]
