Demi Moore: Kissing Child Costar
Video: A drunk
Demi Moore passionately kisses 15 year old Philip Tanzini (General Hospital
co-star) from a 1982 video, Demi was 19 at the time.. it was Philip's birthday.
South Park Quotes
"Luckiest Boy in America" Medal - Award
Kyle: It's
the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
Police
Sergeant: The blond?
Kyle:
Yeah.
Policeman
#1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman
#1: Nice.
Police
Sergeant: Nice.
Kyle:
What? No, you don't understand...
Policeman
#1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle:
Yeah!
Policeman
#2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I
think so.
Policeman
#2: Nice.
Policeman
#1: Nice!
Policeman
#2: [whispers] Nicccce.
Police
Sergeant: So, wait. What's the crime?
Policeman
#1: The crime is she isn't doing it with me.
[cops
laugh]
Kyle: Hey!
He's totally underage. She's taking advantage of him!
Police
Sergeant: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this
student down and
[pauses]
Police
Sergeant: give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away.
[cops
laugh heartily]
South Park
Characters
Bebe
Stevens
Butters
Stotch
Clyde
Donovan
Craig
Tucker
Eric
Cartman
Jimmy
Valmer
Kenny
McCormick
Kyle
Broflovski
Pip Pirrup
Stan Marsh
Timmy
Burch
Token
Black
Tweek
Tweak
Wendy
Testaburger
Others
Students
from other grades
Ike
Broflovski
Dougie
Goth kids
Sixth-graders
dead
killed chef, michael jackson, ms teacher bangs a boy episode, police man saying,
nice, matt stone, trey parker, bill hader
