Smoking Hot Dork Girl: Nerd Love
Revenge
of the Nerd Movie Quotes
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: [in joy, after kissing Lewis] I'm in love with a nerd!
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me
you've never done before.
[Lewis takes off his
mask]
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that NERD!
Lewis: Yeah.
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
[gasps in ecstacy]
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: Are all nerds as good as you?
Lewis: Yes.
Betty Childs,
Pi-Delta-Pi: How come?
Lewis: 'Cause all
Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
Stan Gable: Those
nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Gibert: I just
wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights
of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel
inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're
smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty
proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert.
I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful
people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni
here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork,
or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put
down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here
and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us
cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
Arnold Poindexter,
Tri-Lam: Wait - would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or
during its decline?
Omega Mu:
Poindexter, do you wanna f***, or not?
Arnold Poindexter,
Tri-Lam: OK.
[she jumps all over
him]
Cast
Nerds
Robert Carradine as Lewis Skolnick, one of
two protagonists
Anthony Edwards as Gilbert Lowe, the other
protagonist
Timothy Busfield as Arnold Poindexter,
plays the violin
Andrew Cassese as Harold Wormser, a
12-year-old forced into college by his parents
Curtis Armstrong as Dudley
"Booger" Dawson, with disgusting personal habits
Brian Tochi as Takashi Toshiro
Larry B. Scott as Lamar Latrell
Michelle Meyrink as Judy, Gilbert's
girlfriend
Jocks and their
girls
Ted McGinley as Stan Gable, the film's main
antagonist
Donald Gibb as Frederick W. "The
Ogre" Palowaski
Matt Salinger as Danny Burke, Stan's
second-in-command
Julia Montgomery as Betty Childs, a
cheerleader and Stan's girlfriend
Lisa Welch as Suzy, a cheerleader
Adults
John Goodman as Coach Harris, nerd-hating
coach of the jocks and a major antagonist
David Wohl as Dean Ulich, nerdy dean of
Adams College
Bernie Casey as U.N. Jefferson, President
of the national Lambda-Lambda-Lambda ("Tri-Lamb") fraternity
James Cromwell as Mr. Skolnick, Lewis
Skolnick's father.
Alice Hirson as Florence 'Flo' Lowe,
Gilbert's mother
