Chris Farley
Quotes
Haru: [Joey (Chris Rock)is
chasing a chicken] "Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that
chicken."
Sensei: "Twenty five
years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art came alive. It spoke of a
foreign child who would come among us and become a Ninja master unlike any
other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We Ninjas
thought that this child would be the great white Ninja of the legend. We were
wrong. We were very wrong.
Haru: I am sure you
would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot
tell you. See my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I
cannot reveal it to you.
Boy: Why not?
Haru: Because I
would then have to kill you.
Boy: Daddy.
