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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: I am the Great Corndinejad

I am the Great Corndinejad
My people; we are without Bungholes
This is a picture of Iran's president. Crazy little Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He has a white scarf thing over his head and his hands in the air. The photo reminded me of Beavis from the MTV hit show, Beavis and Butthead. When Beavis would have to much caffeine or some drug that got him wired and he would become The Great Cornholio.

So I made this demotivational poster to read:

  • My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ... 
  • "I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! M-heh heh, yeah, Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"
  • "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
  • "I need TP for my bunghole...bunghole!"
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "You will give me TP, bungholio!"
  • "Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!"
  • "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
  • "The principal! He will give me TP!"
  • "Do you have any TP? TP for my bunghole?"
  • "I am a gringo!"
  • "Trick or Treat, sonofabitch!!"
  • "I want all your 'crappucino'!"
  • "I am Cornholio! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"
  • "Come out with your pants down!"
  • "I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio!"
  • "EspaƱol? Es-bunghole!"
  • "You are a bunghole! And so am I! There will be more bungholes after me!"
  • "The bunghole! It is nothing to be ashamed of!"
  • "You must bow down to the Almighty bunghole!"
  • "You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole. I am the Great Cornholio!"
  • "You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole!
  • "Aaah, rolio...rolios for my bunghole!"
  • "You cannot run from your own bunghole"
  • "I shall claim this land for my bunghole! Long live the Almighty bunghole!!"
  • "Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?"
  • "My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ..."(goes on)
  • "My bunghole it goes bungo, jungo jungo jungo, rungo, ra-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!!'"
  • "Where I come from, there is no TP! My people we have but one bunghole!"
  • "Where I come from, we have no Bunghole!"
  • (singing) "Rahoolioo-ooo-ooo... rahoolio... rahoolioo-ooo...bungholio...I have no bunghole...I have no bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I am the Great Cornholio-ooo-ooo...the almighty Bunghole...the great almighty one-and-only-bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I have no bunghole...I am Cornholiooo-ooo, in my bunghole..! (M-heh heh, yeah, that's pretty cool!)"
  • "I have no bunghole!"
  • (singing) "Would you like to see my bunghole? I will show you my bunghole...I have no bunghole!"
  • "Would you like... a spatula? For your bunghole?"
  • "Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any oleo?"
  • "Have you seen the Almighty Bunghole? Lead me to the Almighty Bunghole!"
  • " I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole, yeah. Hey! Would you like to see my Bunghole?"
  • "My bunghole has been without TP for many years"
  • "I need crappucino for my bunghole"
  • "Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my oleo!"
  • "I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
  • "You must prepare meats for the Almighty Bunghole!"
  • "Aqua for my bunghole, bunghole!
  • "Nicaragua! Aqua for my bunghole!"
  • "You must feed the Almighty Bunghole!"
  • "Bunghole, Bungehole, Bunghole! The almighty Bunghole!"
  • "Ahhh...the principal, he will give me TP! I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
  • "Is this Nicaragua?"
  • "My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP"
  • "I am Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole! Mmmmm-bungholio!"
  • "You will give me all your caca!"
  • "I have no bunghole! I am Bungholio!"
  • "TP! You must give me your TP!
  • "Give me your TP!"
  • "You will not be safe from the Almighty Bunghole! I am Cornholio!"
  • "Do not underestimate the power of the Almighty Bunghole!"
  • "You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!"
  • "I am Cornholio, guardian of the Great Bunghole!"
  • "You must give me your candy! I need rollios for my bunghole!"
  • "Do you have candy? Do you have TP?"
  • "In this barn there will be TP and candy for my bunghole!"
  • "Are you threatening me? I don't need hall pass! I need oleo for my bunghole!"
  • "I'd hate for my holio to get polio!" "(Cop:) Me too."
  • "Is dis di lobby?"
  • "Rollios, Rollios for my bunghole."
  • Via: Russian Delaware 
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