Let's Go
to Prison - Cellmates
Quotes
John
Lyshitski: We should be cellmates. I don't snore, and I'm a quiet masturbator.
Hell, I'll even give you the top bunk.
John
Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.
John
Lyshitski: Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million
Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston.
Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League
teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three
times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I
know I can.
John
Lyshitski: It costs $54 a day to keep a person in prison, which comes out to
$75 million a day nationally. That's $28 billion a year. When you think about
it, wouldn't it be cheaper just to let us keep your goddamn car stereos?
Barry:
[flirting] Of all the bathroom stalls, in all the correction facilities in all
the world, he walks into mine.
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