Silky Johnson: Player Hater of the Year
Ice T: And the
winner of playa-hater of the year is... Silky John-ston.
Silky Johnston: Now,
if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish.
Silky Johnston: I'm
very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's
pubic hair.
Silky Johnston: That
was Beautiful. On the weekends, Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay
movies.
Silky Johnston: We
are the Time-Haters. We've traveled back in time... to call ya a cracker.
Silky Johnston: Reach
for the sky, honky!
Slave Master: Honky?
Silky Johnston:
"Honky" is a racial epithet. It was made popular in the 1970s by a
man named George Jefferson. You see, he and his wife owned a dry-cleaning
business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the
sky. They finally got a piece of the pie.
Silky Johnston: What
can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; It
looks bombed out and depleted.
Silky Johnson:
[while looking at a picture of P. Diddy] He looks like Malcolm X before he
converted to Islam.