Men in Black - MIB: Little Tiffany deserved to die
MIB Quotes
[In a shooting
range, confronted with numerous menacing-looking targets, Edwards shoots a
cardboard little girl]
Zed: May I ask why
you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
James Edwards: Well,
she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.
Zed: How'd you come
to that conclusion?
James Edwards: Well,
first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized,
y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come
runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw
this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm
realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real
threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old
white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with
quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight
years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say
she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off
my back about it.